I think I'm about dead from eating too much. I couldn't even finish all of my potato in one sitting! Ow, pain. It's summer, I'm used to having maybe one microwave meal a day, plus some Poptarts. And that's all. A full and complete meal? My digestive system's all, "WTF am I supposed to do with this real food? What the hell do you think I am?!"
You know. If digestive systems could speak, anyway.
Also, a question for my flist! Does anyone know of a community like fanfic100, but for original fiction? If so, direct me towards it plz. I keep feeling this need to write one of my original stories, but I always want to write something novel-length with them, and I know I'm not up to that yet. But I wanna do SOMETHING!
Honk if you are about to run me over
Shakespeare hates your emo poems
Simon Says (terrible things about you)
Well, this just really sucks
You sank my battleship!