Oh, and I randomly remembered the exact moment I decided I had a crush on Oscar: he knew the muffin joke. You know, two muffins are sitting next to each other in an oven, one turns to the other and goes "Wow, it's hot in here." The other muffin goes "HOLY SHIT, a talking muffin!" Yeah. I know, I'm twisted. And that also reminds me of another joke:
How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just declare darkness to be the new standard.