Um. I'll be over here, snickering like a twelve year old boy.
Also, there appears to be a new DWJ book coming out in March. I am v. v. excited by this, and possibly inspired to go and re-read some of her books that I have - after, of course, I finish re-reading the Phule series by Robert Asprin (I do so love this series).
Okay, I'm totally starving now, so I'm going to go eat some Poptarts (we managed to make it out of the snow today, went to grocery store after our chiro appointments) before returning to my room and pretending I'm working on my death penalty speech when I'm really either reading fanfics or watching Criminal Minds. Oh, me.