Except for that last bit, I like it!
Also, I've been rereading all of the HP humor fics I adore. This means I've been giggling for a few hours straight - I think my mum is becoming worried. Also, does anybody have any recs for HP fic? I'm looking for long, good fics, starring either Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, Slytherins, Percy, or the Creeveys (yes, that's an odd list). Also, AU fics or crossovers.