The Monks Of The Blue Angel
Your followers are a tight-knit bunch,
who would step over their own grandmother for a buck,
who are free and fun loving,
and who are encouraged to achieve greater spiritual enlightenment by questioning their own beliefs.
Your followers wear whatever they want,
but your priests wear
brightly colored cowboy hats
a brooch containing a portrait of you
a friendship bracelet
a pouch full of pamphlets about the faith
a locket containing a couple of your skin-flakes
Your followers are
a major religion (over 120,000,000),
and they are actively and aggressively seeking to convert others to the One True Faith.