theformerclarity: d00d...I want the Doctor to come teach at Humanex.
theformerclarity: And sonic screwdriver Alex! (if that can be used as a verb...)
theformerclarity: And then he can reveal that Tom is an alien bent on destroying the human race.
theformerclarity: And then I can help the Doctor defeat Tom.
theformerclarity: And then I can become his new companion.
theformerclarity: And there will be much rejoicing. Yay.
theformerclarity: *slams head on keyboard* Oh laptop, tell me what I must do.
biscuiteatingsob: Laptop: QUIT SLAMMING YOUR HEAD ON ME!
theformerclarity: *pats laptop* I'm sorry.
biscuiteatingsob: Laptop: Bitch, you better be!
theformerclarity: *whispers to Lee* My laptop's PMSing.
biscuiteatingsob: Laptop: BITCH WHAT!
theformerclarity: I said you be PMSing, foo! Why you no help me? Why you gotta be like that?
biscuiteatingsob: The BBC totally staged a huge explosion in the middle of Cardiff for Torchwood filming... 24 hours after the Glasgow airport bombing.
theformerclarity: Maybe the head of BBC is a member of omg_too_soon.