From An American Idol Christmas tonight: "If you think I did good here, my name's Clay Aiken. If you think I did bad, my name's Ryan Seacrest."
And then at the curtain call, he was holding up Taylor, from American Junior. Awww...
Clay and Ryan so totally rock. And I really don't care if they're popular. I hath decided to like what I wanna like, popular or no. And I like funny people, so I like Clay and Ryan. And Jay Leno, Matt Damon, and Ben Affleck. Deal.
And epiphanistic should be a mood choice.