Julia, about her upcoming plane trip: "I really hope my bag doesn't get searched at the airport, or they're gonna be all, '...In Cold Blood? Illustrated History of the Third Reich? Um, we have a situation...' "
Me: "Be sure to text me if you get detained by feds."
(Random trivia: she bought the Illustrated History of the Third Reich when we went to Borders for a Harry Potter costume/trivia contest.)
I love my friends.