AAAAH! *flails like crazy* I'm going to the UK tomorrow. Tomorrow! TOMORROW! *flails moar*
(In case you were all wondering, this is the first time in my eighteen years I'll have left the country. And I'm going to Wales, dude. Plus, I can drink!)
(Sad because it's so, so true!)
colin_chaotic's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 14% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 07:21:12 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 04:00:17 AM |
Alco Money! : $ 466 |
Guests of Honour
jsn_berg is a boring Wiccan and a prime contender for degenerate of the year 2006.
jsn_berg drank 10 Poteens, 5 Goldschlagers.
veronicafan is a malevolent Fundementalist Christian who deliberately wastes police time during natural disasters.
veronicafan decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tragoedia is a catty Agnostic.
tragoedia drank 13 Lagers.
21js is a demented Atheist who starts fires and lays the blame for it on God.
21js drank 1 Vodka, 2 Stouts, 1 Sherry.
chloe161226 is a spiritless Hindu.
chloe161226 drank 3 Gins, 1 Red Wine.
deleteyourself is a dejected Agnostic.
deleteyourself drank 5 Vodkas, 4 Champagnes, 1 Pilsner, 1 Pernod.
killerspork33 is a vivacious Atheist.
killerspork33 drank 2 Pilsners, 5 Aftershocks.
cassieloo is a loathsome Buddhist who enjoys starting fires in public, throwing bricks through windows and shitting in street corners
cassieloo drank 11 Absinthes, 5 Whiskeys, 2 Tequilas, 1 Mint Julep.
remedysweet is an unfortunate Taoist.
remedysweet drank 3 Absinthes.
colin_chaotic is an unfortunate Agnostic.
colin_chaotic drank 3 Sambuccas, 9 Pernods, 4 Ales.
toastnuances is a chirpy Hindu.
toastnuances drank 8 Poteens, 3 Vermouths.
colin_chaotic is a neurotic Hindu.
colin_chaotic drank 2 White Russians, 1 Kahlua, 3 Whiskeys.
i_like_feelings is a vicious Taoist who enjoys mugging frail old ladies and stealing their bus passes.
i_like_feelings drank 1 Aftershock, 1 Hot Toddy.
Sick!
Clean up at colin_chaotic's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 8 of them!
Fights
'God is Dead!' proclaimed
jsn_berg. 'jsn_berg is dead!' retorted
veronicafan. Thankfully colin_chaotic managed to step in before the minor dispute turned into a major war.
'You bastard Sodomite! When the Lord gets hold of you he'll finely tan your ass' goaded
veronicafan at
killerspork33. killerspork33 refused to respond and instead laced veronicafan's drink with laxatives. Recent reports suggest that
veronicafan is still shitting like a mad hawk to this day.
Lovers
'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of
remedysweet and
toastnuances. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass
colin_chaotic! Stop it!
Random Events
tragoedia and
21js were on the edge of a punch-up after
21js called
tragoedia a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!
killerspork33 declared their undieing love for
21js before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.
killerspork33 was pissed by 06 PM and made an utter twat of themselves.
Happy New Year! |
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The Awesomers! Stats
Formed: |
11th September 2007 |
Split: |
16th September 2014 |
Best Album: |
‘Biforked Cercaria Tenfold Skylark’ 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month February 2009.) |
Best Single: |
‘Alibies Faggot Fawny Scanted Straits’ 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 10th April 2008.) |
Records Sold: |
8,745,844 in total (2,827,024 albums, 5,918,820 singles). |
Reputation: |
National |
Groupies: |
as_silver_seeps is sick and tired of smrt1’s attempts at seduction. The The Awesomers! guitarist recently told Q magazine that they wouldn’t fuck smrt1 with a stolen dick. |
The Awesomers! Member Profiles
ladyfuchsia
If ladyfuchsia had taken their role as lead singer a little more seriously they could have developed into one of the best musician’s in the industry.
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Armed with a sizeable repetroire of chords and stylings, i_like_feelings managed to lift The Awesomers!’s often monotontous din into something more creditable and exciting. |
dragonessasmith
In a live setting, dragonessasmith is by far the most charismatic. When both dragonessasmith and i_like_feelings are on form The Awesomers! seem unstoppable, but admittedly this chemistry develops rarely. |
colin_chaotic
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned The Awesomers!’s drummer colin_chaotic in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound. |
as_silver_seeps as_silver_seeps is renowned for making pioneering use of new synth technology. However, unfortunately for The Awesomers! as_silver_seeps’s lack of musical ability has hampered the effectiveness of such experimentation.
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Single Releases
# |
Title |
Date |
21 |
Chutists |
Nov 2007 |
18 |
Faun |
Jan 2008 |
11 |
Alibies Faggot Fawny Scanted Straits |
Apr 2008 |
2 |
Gamming Monitive Brulot Pashes |
May 2009 |
2 |
Punniest Snagged Dollied Awakener Silo |
Jul 2009 |
3 |
Watched Aboded Baklawas Overmany |
Sep 2009 |
2 |
Bedposts Balloted |
Oct 2009 |
1 |
Anlagen Loxes Busted Adunc Sybo Beefing |
Jan 2011 |
2 |
Hereof |
Mar 2011 |
2 |
Debuts Cesti Charley Tenpin Resewn Direly |
May 2011 |
1 |
Chasmal |
Jun 2011 |
2 |
Chary Steeds Pawpaw |
Sep 2012 |
1 |
Chanted |
Dec 2012 |
2 |
Heathers Catfish Peckish Outbound Endeavor Adits |
Feb 2013 |
2 |
Swindle Emeroid |
Apr 2013 |
Album Releases
# |
Title |
Date |
79 |
Grazer Punkins Smudging Painful Capote Continuo |
Sep 2007 |
2 |
Biforked Cercaria Tenfold Skylark |
Feb 2009 |
2 |
Goatish User Provoker Undergod Sannup |
Nov 2010 |
2 |
Feldspar Kyar Relines |
Aug 2012 |
northern ireland’s worst
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(I love that pretty much the only two on there with musical ability are the ones who they insult.)
Planet colin_chaotic
‘Yeah I believe In colin_chaotic. But only because I’d want Him on my side during a bar fight.’ (Mcgriff Culpepper)
Religion In colin_chaotic’s World
- Colin_chaoticism 39%
(390,289,066 believers)
- Laurelsist 10%
(100,074,119 believers)
- Reflowerist 2%
(20,014,823 believers)
- Rotorsism 16%
(160,118,591 believers)
- Scoutsist 12%
(120,088,943 believers)
- Seatity 12%
(120,088,943 believers)
- Tonguedity 9%
(90,066,707 believers)
Population : 1,000,741,195
World Ends : 24th Oct 2030
Nuclear Capable : French Guiana, Marshall Islands, Saudi Arabia, Tunisia, Virgin Islands
Nuked Countries : French Guiana, Saudi Arabia, Tunisia
colin_chaotic’s Wrath!!
- 05th Oct 2017 is a tragic day in Somalia’s history as Creator of the known universe colin_chaotic thought it would be fun to take a grand slash in all of the countries main reservoirs.
- On 21st Sep 2020 God declared War on Perreault Teague. When asked why He targeted this individual in particular God retorted by simply stating ‘He never changed his underpants. And he smelt. Very very badly. God does not stand for the foul wiffs!’.
- On 29th Apr 2009 God made the startling revelation that ‘pancakes are the very epitome of sin’.
The Anti-colin_chaotic
In the end the Anti-colin_chaotic proved to be an unlikely one in Micronesia’s Story Rowley a 68-year-old man.
The Saviour
Anthony Henderson may be the campest sounding saviour of all time, but hark He has come to rescue us from this mire. Carry us forth to Valhalla Anthony Henderson!
This is the End
Out of absolutely nowhere Planet X returned and smashed into the Earth causing the End for everything on our planet.
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