(In case you were all wondering, this is the first time in my eighteen years I'll have left the country. And I'm going to Wales, dude. Plus, I can drink!)
(Sad because it's so, so true!)
colin_chaotic's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 14% Politically Correct!)
|Started : 31st December 2005 07:21:12 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 04:00:17 AM
|Alco Money! : $ 466|
Guests of Honourjsn_berg is a boring Wiccan and a prime contender for degenerate of the year 2006. jsn_berg drank 10 Poteens, 5 Goldschlagers.
veronicafan is a malevolent Fundementalist Christian who deliberately wastes police time during natural disasters. veronicafan decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tragoedia is a catty Agnostic. tragoedia drank 13 Lagers.
21js is a demented Atheist who starts fires and lays the blame for it on God. 21js drank 1 Vodka, 2 Stouts, 1 Sherry.
chloe161226 is a spiritless Hindu. chloe161226 drank 3 Gins, 1 Red Wine.
deleteyourself is a dejected Agnostic. deleteyourself drank 5 Vodkas, 4 Champagnes, 1 Pilsner, 1 Pernod.
killerspork33 is a vivacious Atheist. killerspork33 drank 2 Pilsners, 5 Aftershocks.
cassieloo is a loathsome Buddhist who enjoys starting fires in public, throwing bricks through windows and shitting in street corners cassieloo drank 11 Absinthes, 5 Whiskeys, 2 Tequilas, 1 Mint Julep.
remedysweet is an unfortunate Taoist. remedysweet drank 3 Absinthes.
colin_chaotic is an unfortunate Agnostic. colin_chaotic drank 3 Sambuccas, 9 Pernods, 4 Ales.
toastnuances is a chirpy Hindu. toastnuances drank 8 Poteens, 3 Vermouths.
colin_chaotic is a neurotic Hindu. colin_chaotic drank 2 White Russians, 1 Kahlua, 3 Whiskeys.
i_like_feelings is a vicious Taoist who enjoys mugging frail old ladies and stealing their bus passes. i_like_feelings drank 1 Aftershock, 1 Hot Toddy.
Clean up at colin_chaotic's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 8 of them!
'God is Dead!' proclaimed jsn_berg. 'jsn_berg is dead!' retorted veronicafan. Thankfully colin_chaotic managed to step in before the minor dispute turned into a major war.
'You bastard Sodomite! When the Lord gets hold of you he'll finely tan your ass' goaded veronicafan at killerspork33. killerspork33 refused to respond and instead laced veronicafan's drink with laxatives. Recent reports suggest that veronicafan is still shitting like a mad hawk to this day.
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass colin_chaotic! Stop it!
tragoedia and 21js were on the edge of a punch-up after 21js called tragoedia a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!
killerspork33 declared their undieing love for 21js before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.
killerspork33 was pissed by 06 PM and made an utter twat of themselves.
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Population : 1,000,741,195 In the end the Anti-colin_chaotic proved to be an unlikely one in Micronesia’s Story Rowley a 68-year-old man. Anthony Henderson may be the campest sounding saviour of all time, but hark He has come to rescue us from this mire. Carry us forth to Valhalla Anthony Henderson! Out of absolutely nowhere Planet X returned and smashed into the Earth causing the End for everything on our planet.
(I love that pretty much the only two on there with musical ability are the ones who they insult.)
‘Yeah I believe In colin_chaotic. But only because I’d want Him on my side during a bar fight.’ (Mcgriff Culpepper)
Religion In colin_chaotic’s World
World Ends : 24th Oct 2030
Nuclear Capable : French Guiana, Marshall Islands, Saudi Arabia, Tunisia, Virgin Islands
Nuked Countries : French Guiana, Saudi Arabia, Tunisia
This is the End
See, it's funny because those are things I would probably do.
Population : 1,000,741,195
In the end the Anti-colin_chaotic proved to be an unlikely one in Micronesia’s Story Rowley a 68-year-old man.
Anthony Henderson may be the campest sounding saviour of all time, but hark He has come to rescue us from this mire. Carry us forth to Valhalla Anthony Henderson!
Out of absolutely nowhere Planet X returned and smashed into the Earth causing the End for everything on our planet.