2. Comedy Central shows the best shit at 2AM.
3. Vietnam-era was way trippy, and there are cute British guys in major motion pictures who aren't James McAvoy.
4. Your friend's brother will think you strange if you and your friend sit on the couch all day, playing Sims 2 on your separate laptops while watching cartoons.
5. Liza Minelli is spiraling downwards rapidly, and it makes for teh lulz.
6. GOV'MINT CAME AND TOOK MAH BABEH!