If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday. Wake up early for cartoons, then a long day that drags and speeds randomly, and then staying up late for SNL.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Midnight. When SNL/Conan/She Spies is on.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn. Because it's my favourite planet.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: An... Otters are freshwater, aren't they? A seal, then.
If I were a direction, I'd be: West
If I were a sin, I'd be: Envy
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Peter the Great
If I were a liquid, I'd be: dn.L
If I were a tree, I'd be: A rowan
If I were a bird, I'd be: A kestel
If I were a tool, I'd be: A broken one. I don't like tools. Maybe a saw.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Venus fly trap
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Colorado weather. Completely damn random.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A typhon
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A trumpet
If I were an animal, I'd be: A dog or wolf
If I were a color, I'd be: Dark blue-green
If I were an emotion, I'd be: annoyance
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Brocolli
If I were a sound, I'd be: Rain
If I were an element, I'd be: Chaos
If I were a car, I'd be: A Toyota Tundra
If I were a song, I'd be: "Walking Contradiction", by Green Day
If I were a movie, I'd be: Dogma
If I were a book, I'd be: Hm. The Discworld series
If I were a food, I'd be: Pizza, the type with no sauce
If I were a place, I'd be: Ancient Scotland
If I were a material, I'd be: Leather
If I were a taste, I'd be: Tangy
If I were a scent, I'd be: The scent of rain, the dust kick up and all.
If I were a religion, I'd be: Secular humanism. Or something.
If I were a word, I'd be: Mer.
If I were an object, I'd be: Eternity symbol.
If I were a body part, I'd be: A foot
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A smirk
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: World Civ
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Ryouga Hibiki, according to my friends. Bakas.
If I were a shape, I'd be: One of those damn things you never know the names of.
If I were a number, I'd be: 2
Which Creature of Velgarth are you?
The firecat is a free spirited and independant creature who loves nothing more than to be showered with attention from all sides. Sometimes they can get a little too big for their boots; they'll do just about anything to impress others. Although they may seem aloof at first, they are actually warm-hearted and compassionate creatures with a strong will to affect change for the better.
As in, cursing? Cuz I do that.