Well, at least he'll have looks to fall back on! Unless puberty smacks him with an ugly stick, which is possible.
Anyway, found my Rugby Wit book this morning. Some choice quotes:
"The suspicion is growing that the All Blacks will not have to be sublime in France. They will just have to be there." - Stephen Jones, on the All Blacks' chances for the 2007 World Cup.
"It went well. There are no problems, and, as a bonus, it showed that I have a brain!" - Corne Krige, after going for a brain scan.
"You guys line up alphabetically by height and you guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin Cooper.
"Most Misleading Campaign of 1991: England's rugby World Cup squad, who promoted a scheme called 'Run with the Ball'. Not, unfortunately, among themselves." - Time Out, 1991.
"I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees." - Jonathan Davies.
"I couldn't very well hit him could I? I had the ball in my hands." - Tommy Bishop, on his kicking another player.
"Spy on Scotland? What for?" - Djuro Sen, on allegations that the Wallabies had secretly filmed their opponents in training.