Leevee (colin_chaotic) wrote,

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Oh Greg, you are so very eloquent.

"The best part of growing up is not being sure if you'll grow up at all, because you tried to shoot a bottle rocket out your ass and it unraveled your intestines."

That would be Greg Gutfeld's rant about the cancellation of firework shows. He also mentioned that no one loses an eye from sparklers and snakes (as a downside, mind you), and it reminded me of the 4th of July when we were in Maryland, and my cousins and I almost lit the lawn on fire using sparklers (we built a city out of sparklers, and then lit them - had my uncle not had a hose nearby, it would've ended badly. The lawn still got pretty badly singed).
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