Daria

"Jane on a school team. How sad. But wait. If she's the sad one, then why I am the one talking to myself?

And more importantly, why am I waiting for an answer?"

Daria is fun.

"Do you mind? This is a private conversation." Daria, to a girl who had closed her locker near her.

"Go. Go. Kick butt." Daria, cheering.

Daria is scarily like me. Should I be worried?