Tue, 13:24: RT @bergopolis: Birds that dropped from sky in Arkansas died from "multiple blunt trauma" while mid-air, but source of trauma still unkn ...
Tue, 13:25: RT @FakeeEtiquette: Politely inform friends with sad status updates to let it all out; the Internet is a stable, reputable source for em ...
Tue, 13:28: Reading comics and then wearing my walking boot makes me think I'm a cyborg.
Tue, 20:02: RT @kdaleauthor: D&D - "He said penetrate, hur hur hur." ... "Is this Beavis and Butthead Play D&D?"
Tue, 20:03: RT @kdaleauthor: D&D - "Add your constitution modifier to your damage." ... "Pssst, what's a constitution modifier? Do I attack with Ben ...
Tue, 20:21: RT @kdaleauthor: D&D - "The goblin swings its crude sword at you." ... "A crude sword?" ... "Okay, so the goblin swings a giant black di ...
Tue, 20:21: RT @kdaleauthor: D&D - "Now you use a minor action to get into your fighter's stance." ... "Excuse me, ma'am, may I have this stance?"
Tue, 22:47: RT @StephenAtHome: Now I ain't sayin' Ron Paul's a gold digger, but he ain't messin' with no broke system-of-paper-currency-that-will-ma ...
Tue, 22:48: RT @kdaleauthor: D&D - "He asks you not to look in the box, blushing slightly. It's personal." ... "Oh, gods, it's dwarf porn!"
