Tue, 13:26: RT @TVWithoutPity: Lesson learned on #TheCape: never hire an explosives expert who's missing a limb. Though that shoulda been obvious. h ...
Tue, 13:28: RT @JoshMalina: I'm in no hurry to die, but when I do, I hope I go like my last dog -- eaten by a coyote while pooping.
Tue, 14:37: RT @jeffkirvin: It's bad enough I bounce my leg unconsciously. But sometimes I bounce both at different bpm and give myself vertigo.
Tue, 18:42: RT @ConanOBrien: How terrifying would it be to actually not know the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground?
Tue, 18:47: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "First rule of deerhunting is, don't talk about deerhunting." ... *really long pause* ... "That is A STUPID ...
Tue, 18:47: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "Do any of you have skills?" ... "I have Streetwise. Forests are like the streets of nature!"
Tue, 18:47: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "I am NOT putting on the sheep suit. Priests have a bad enough rep without wandering around the forest in a ...
Tue, 18:55: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - DM: "I will let you reroll, and everyone else gets 5 xp points for convincing you to wear the sheep suit."
Tue, 18:55: RT @jeffkirvin: "While it attacks, you and I should close on it." "Why would we put clothes on a deer?" #atdnd
Tue, 19:04: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "I shall gambol toward the enemy, wiggling my woolly tail and possibly cavorting. Frolicking is out." #cler ...
Tue, 19:21: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "Deers drink water! *writes it down*" ... "I'm out here with the hunters from the short cart."
Tue, 19:21: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "What's more passive aggressive than a pink dreadlocked halfling?"
Tue, 19:21: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "WAIT! Are deer colorblind? This is vitally important to our quest!"
Tue, 19:22: RT @kdaleauthor: Having done in-depth analysis of the relative greyscales of pink sheep suit vs white sheep suit, we're ready to move on ...
Tue, 19:55: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - DM: "The deer looks at you and snorts. Glitter comes out of its nostrils."
Tue, 19:57: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "You are challenging its fabulousness. It's going to gore you with its sparkly antlers."
Tue, 20:04: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "We hit him! Now he's mad." ... "You've successfully pissed of Sparkleprancer!" #sheeptard
Tue, 20:04: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "He's going after YOU because you're PINK. He's a dire deer. " ... "Google if dire deer can see color." ... ...
Wed, 11:01: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "Let's DO THIS THING! Get the sheep suits! We need dual sheep for this!" ... DM: "Wonder sheep powers activ ...
Wed, 11:01: RT @kdaleauthor: OH at D&D - "Every time you wear the sheep suits, your initiative goes down to nothing. This is not a coincidence!"
Wed, 11:02: RT @andylevy: Crossing "looking better than Charlie Sheen" off my bucket list.
Wed, 11:02: RT @andylevy: "Tomorrow, find out what the women of The View think about Charlie Sheen." Yeah, or I could just stab myself in the eyes. ...
Wed, 11:23: Too little/too much sleep = narcoleptic fits. Just the right amount of sleep = myclonic fits. Yay?
